Bill Shorten had a Dream

Bill Shorten was asleep and dreamt he was visited by Menzies' ghost.

He said, "Bob, how can I make this country a better place?"

Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers as I did"

Bill went back to sleep and dreamt of John Howard.

He asked in his sleep, "John, how can I make this country a better place?

John answered, "Be honest with the people as I was."

Again Shorten fell asleep and was visited by Harold Holt's ghost

So he asked "Harold, how can I make this country a better place?"

Harold replied, "Go for a swim!"