Brass Self Taping Glass Screws
A friend had remodeled his main bathroom. And true to most DIY projects he forgot to include a Toilet Paper holder.
After much analysis he decided that the place for the TP holder was on the glass of the stall shower surround. He used some silicon glue to hold the TP holder in place.
As an after thought he snipped part of the shanks off some brass screws and glued them in place in the TP holder, again with silicon glue. When people would ask how he was able to attach the TP holder to the glass, his standard answer was "Brass self taping glass screws." One can only imagine the grief the guys at the hardware store were going through when looking for brass self taping glass screws.
