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I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.
I gave her a loving smile, and said, "Get that trolley over here, Love.
They're doing 3 cartons of beer for the price of 2!!!"

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Meanwhile in other fairy tales. . .

... and two days later you are just starting to see out of one eye at what looks like a carton of beer, but then again it might be an eye bandage.