Irish story

Fellow walks into a shop.
He says "Can I have a packet of Irish sausages?"
The assistant says, "Are you Irish?"
Fellow says, "If I asked you for Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I were Danish?"
Assistant: "No"
Fellow: If I asked you for Parma Ham, would you ask me if I were Italian?"
Assistant: "No"
Fellow: If I asked you for Chilli sauce, would you ask if I were Mexican?"
Assistant: "No"
Fellow: "Then why, when I ask for Irish sausages, do you ask if I am Irish?"

Assistant: "Because this is Bunnings!"
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Originally Posted by Dendot

Fellow walks into a shop.
He says "Can I have a packet of Irish sausages?"
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Fellow: "Then why, when I ask for Irish Bacon, do you ask if I am Irish?"

Assistant: "Because this is Bunnings!"
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Was it sausages or bacon, dendot? whos the irishman herehttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif

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Originally Posted by doug the slug

Was it sausages or bacon, dendot? whos the irishman herehttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif

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Read it ALL again, and if that don't help, read again, SLOWLY.

Normell

Sorry Doug, didn't realise that it had been edited

Normell

Read the little editing note at the bottom.

awwwww, what'd you have to fix it for. We could have teased him for at least three pages without that :p

Richard