A homeless guy is walking along a country lane, tired and hungry, when he sees a pub named "George and the Dragon".
Although it is closed he knocks on the door. The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of the window and asked
what he wanted.
"Could I have some food please?" he asked.
The woman, not at all impressed with his appearance sternly replied, "No".
"Any chance of a pint of ale then please?", he asked.
Again she refused and was quite blunt with him in her reply.
"Can I please sleep in your barn then?", he enquired.
By this time she was quite agitated and the homeless guy said, "Well then, can I ..."
She then interrupted him and said, "What now?"
He answered, "Can I please have a quick word with George?"
