Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.
