The cranky cowboy

A little 3' 6" cowboy walks up and kicks the doors of the saloon open and starts waving his guns around.
In the squeakiest of voices, starts yelling " i wanna know, who painted my horses balls yellow". Everyone's ignoring him so he yells out again " who painted my horses balls yellow"
A big 6'8" bearded cowboys walks up and towers over the top of him and says " i did, what about it".
The little cowboys knees start knocking as he looks up and says " Uh Ok, just letting you know the first coat is dry"