Fred was 32 years old, still single and looking for the perfect woman.
He said to his mate, "Every time I bring a girl home Mum does not like
the look of her".
His mate said, "Simple, bring home a girl that looks just like your Mum".
They met up again a few weeks later and Fred was asked if he had
succeeded in finding a woman exactly like his Mum.
Fred replied, "No, I brought one home but Dad did not like the look of her".
