New regulation at Coles Supermarkets.

I went to our local Coles Supermarket yesterday to buy a cabbage.
Apparently they have a new law that you cannot purchase one unless
you also buy a carrot and a jar of Mayonnaise.

It is available under ColesLaw.:no:

groan.....................

sad

That one ranks up there with:

Why did the elephant wear green tennis shoes?

So he could hide in the grass.

You ever seen an elephant hiding in green grass?

So the green shoes work...whats your problem?

Why do elephants wear yellow sneakers?

so hey can hide in the smarties

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Originally Posted by Tonto

You ever seen an elephant hiding in green grass?

So the green shoes work...whats your problem?

Why do elephants wear yellow sneakers?

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so they can hid upside down in the custard

Why did the beetroot blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing...
Cool fridge law :)

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Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker

so they can hid upside down in the custard

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so you ever seen elephanys in your custard bowl? huh?
See folks elephants aren't stupid these things work