What a woman needs

Jeanette and her husband Terry went for counseling after 45 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Jeanette went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 45 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Jeanette to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Terry watched with a raised eyebrow!
Jeanette shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
The therapist turned to Terry and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
Terry thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.