My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages seven
and three, to our favorite "adult" restaurant for the first time. The
younger child refused to stay in her seat and danced around our
table. Her sister, tears rolling down her face, laughed loudly at the
three-year-old's antics and pounded the table.
Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through clenched
teeth, "If you don't start behaving, you'll never eat out with us again!"
The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. "Look dear," he
said. "Quality time!"