Anthill Golfing

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than
move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty
swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot.
Everything but the golf ball. It sat in the same spot.

So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and
ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are
we going to do?"

The other ant said, "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on
that ball."