After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
I wish to report a heinous crime.... someone has stolen the GROAN button
Ray beat me to it.
GROAN
Well done young man. With jokes like that you will make an excellent father.
Benny, you have only spent one night with us at Northern Woodturners Club and the
warped sense of humour has already rubbed off on you.
Good to have met you ... see you again soon.