The Hard of Hearing

In Church, the wife told her husband she let out a silent FART, the husbands reply is gold.

An elderly couple, Pauline and Frank were recently attending a Church service at their retirement village.
The couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary.
About half way through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said "I just let out a silent FART, what do you think I should do?"
Frank scribbled back; "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

I turned my hearing aids all the way up. What were you saying about church?

As we get older, we are full of aids, hearing aids, walking aids, looking aids, eating aids.:D