I Told My Son

Simple, innit?

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE. HE SAID, "NO.

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER." HE SAID, "YES."

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON," BILL GATES SAID, "NO.

I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK." BILL GATES SAID, "OK"

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.EO. HE SAID, "NO"

I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW" HE SAID, "OK"

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS