Points to ponder
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
– John Glenn
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
– Desmond Tutu
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
– David Letterman
After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box.
– Italian proverb
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
– Prince Philip
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
– Harrison Ford
If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the Impersonators would be dead.
– Johnny Carson
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
– George Roberts
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
– Robert Benchley
And the best one of all:
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
– W.H. Auden
