Threatening Letters

Alan from Whalan stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been
getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped."

"Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending threatening letters
through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who's sending them?"

"Yes," shouted the man. "It's the Tax Office."

Some similarities there!
I live in Wallan Victoria - about 50 kms from Melbourne.
Alan in Whalan would live about 44 kms from Sydney.
Allan at Wallan, (me), is a retired Postmaster.
The Tax Office is probably after both of us. (lol).