Kids AAAGGGHH

As my wife finished cleaning the bathroom one day, she noticed the toilet
wasn't flushing properly, and asked me to investigate.
I couldn't fix the problem with a plunger, so I wound up dismantling the entire fixture ...
no small feat for the non-plumber, home improvement-impaired man that I am.
I discovered, jammed down inside the drain, a purple rubber dinosaur, belonging to our five-year old son.
I removed it and then painstakingly got all the toilet parts put back together properly.
To my surprise, it didn't flush and drain much better than it had before.
As I pondered what to do next, our son wandered into the room.
I explained what I was doing and pointed to the purple dinosaur as the source of the problem.
That's when he asked, "Did you get the green one out, too?"

Sitting with a friend of mine in his house we hear the toilet flush.

Then it flushes again, pause flush, pause flush etc.

After this goes on for a while he decides to investigate.

"Who's in there?'

"Me" replies his 6 year old daughter.

"Come out NOW""I'm not finished"

"NOW" he demanded.

She opened the door and everything looked fine, she bolted, he lifted the toilet lid and out flew the very wet family cat.

Oh goodness! Been There Done That but with four Matchbox cars and a fire truck.