Trump Stamp

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes
This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:


The stamp is in perfect order.
There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
People are spitting on the wrong side.

As a retired Postmaster I can say that was a
reasonable joke - stamps are worth sticking with.