Just for Kryn's "Groan Button"

• The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun.

• One of the side benefits of forgetting names and faces. You keep meeting new people every day.

• I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.

• Young might be beautiful. But old is comfortable.

• Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, and that's close enough.

• Pet-shop sign: "Please don't say 'no' until you look the puppy in the eye."

• Driving to a new restaurant, Jill took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"
"I thought you knew where you were going," he replied. "You always know where you're going when I'm driving."

• There was a woman who sent ten different puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

• My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away. As long as I don't enjoy myself.

No GROAN button needed for these, mate:2tsup:. Enjoyed all of them.
Kryn