Why does a giraffe have a long neck?
Because its feet stink.
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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?
Because its feet stink.
Where's the GROAN button, PLEASE!!!!:D
That's why it has long legs.
The long neck is to check if its feet stink.
+1 for the groan button.
Little known fact: The Giraffe is the only animal that can walk into a Manhattan bar and say "the highballs are on me".
Talking giraffes already?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boringgeoff
Nothing unusual about that Doug. Just as Garfield and Footrot Flats Dog are able to have sensible thoughts, it is totally believable that a highbrow animal such as the Giraffe can talk.
A Giraffe walks into a bar and the Barman says "Why the long face?"
No Kryn, that was a horse on that occasion.
I think the barmen offered him a longneck.
And then the giraffe thought, in a Garfield or Footrot Flats dog kind of way, "No thanks, I've already got one."Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
No, Sorry this was a Giraffe one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boringgeoff