The Axeman.

An oldie, but a good one ???.
A very short man big axe over his shoulder, walks into a Sawmill, & asks for a job.
Manager thought ah well I should give him a go.
That tree there needs to be dropped between those 2 huts over there, & within 2 minutes.
Boss says go, & the little chap got into it, so much so the Boss was astounded.
Wham, & the tree falls right between the huts, with time to spare.
Where did you learn to use an axe like that.
In the Sahara Forest. You mean the Sahara Desert, well said the Axeman, it is now..