A father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before bedtime
one night. He was on the first chapter of Genesis.
"In the beginning, the world was without form and void," the father
read. "And God said, 'Let there be light.' And God separated the
light from the dark."
"I know what happens next!" the little girl exclaimed excitedly.
"What happens next?" asked the father, smiling.
The girl replied, "God did two loads of laundry."
