Australian Indian taxi driver

If you've ever had an Indian taxi driver, you'll love this one...






A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in
Coffs Harbour.


The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the Cab.


"What are you staring at, Luv, haven't you ever seen a woman with no clothes on before?"


"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper,
where I am coming from..."


"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"


"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself,
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!"

And this is where they learnt all about Australiana!

"How to talk Australians"

Next time you are in a Cab and the Criket is on, ask them to turn the radio off..

It's a Killer..