great weather for ducks

Three ducks walked into a bar.

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What
else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said,

"So, you must be Louie?"



"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

then she said, "we'll have a round of drinks, and put them on my bill" :p

& he said, "you know what you can do with your bill" :eek:

Then there's that old saying - as happy as a dying duck in a rainstorm :D

And let's not forget - ducks on the pond ... when a woman walks into a bar. :D

Richard