In the Doghouse

First guy: "I'm really in the doghouse. I ran afoul of one of those
trick questions women ask."

Second guy: "What kind of question?"

First guy: "She asked me if I would still love her when she was old,
fat, and ugly."

Second guy: "That's easy. You just say, 'Of course I will.'"

First guy: "Yeah, that's what I meant to say. But what came out was,
'Of course I do.'

I know the feeling well. I suffer from foot in mouth disease, no matter what or which way I say it, it's always taken the wrong way!!!!!!