Cooking Skills

Proud of my cooking skills, I smugly asked my 11-year-old-brother if
he could tell the difference between my cooking and my father's.

"Sure," he said, "When Dad cooks, we don't have to open the windows."




----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.

Sort of reminds me of my first wife's cooking!
She used to do UFO's???


Unidentified Fried Objects

The Mrs asked me take out the rubbish yesterday so I told her "you cooked it, you take it out"...

Fortunately bruised heal pretty quickly.