A friend of mine gets peeved when passers-by pat his twin
three-year-olds on the head and ask, "Are they twins?"
But he has found what he considers the perfect reply. "No, they're not," he
says. "I've got two wives."
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A friend of mine gets peeved when passers-by pat his twin
three-year-olds on the head and ask, "Are they twins?"
But he has found what he considers the perfect reply. "No, they're not," he
says. "I've got two wives."
If the twins were boys, were their names "Pete" and "Repeat",
or if girls were they "Kate" and "Duplicate"?