Return airfare to Sydney - $700
backpack with loose buckles and straps -$45
low-cut jeans - $90
lacy thong - $40
Expression on face when hoisting heavy backpack up, catching thong and administering to self a king wedgie in front of fellow passengers - PRICELESS!
I don't know who she was, but from the 60 or so men directly behind her who immediately winced, then fell over in hysterics - thank you!