Creature Comforts

While in the Army, stationed overseas, I found myself in a world that
had changed little since Biblical times.

With so few creature comforts available, packages from home
containing cookies and canned goods were received with great anticipation.

When I got a box from my sister, I happily tore into it, only to
discover just how far from home I really was. She had filled it with
packages of microwave popcorn.

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

If banks are so good with numbers, why are there always
eight windows and three tellers?