Lady in Glasgow comes home to find house burgled, police arrive and take a list of things missing, they are sitting in lounge room and lady suddenly screams..."they've taken my hubby, my hubbys ashes were on the mantlepiece".
One young officer is very uncomfortable about this and shifting position he kicks something under the glass top coffee table, he bends down pulls out the urn with open top and also notices strange marks on the coffee table.
"Sir" he says to his senior, may I speak outside to you?"
They go out of the room and young man suggests that burglars may be dumb, as he suspects they have taken the ashes and scrapped them onto table and snorted them. Again he makes a suggestion that a notice be put out on local radio, that the two people who broke into this house and snorted what they thought was drugs are very likely to die, unless treated at hospital within 30 minutes. Police are duly sitting quietly at the hospital when two panicked idiots come in screaming that they're going to die.
