Drugstore Scale

A man and a woman go into a drugstore to pick up a prescription.
While they are waiting, the man climbs on an old-fashioned scale and
puts a quarter in.

A card emerges that says, "You are thoughtful, considerate,
kindhearted, and good with children."

Very smugly, he hands the card to his wife.

She reads it and says, "It didn't get your weight right, either."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

If consultants are so smart about running a business,
how come they are always working for somebody else?