Home for Dinner

John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they
arrived at the door his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John
and kissed him passionately.

"My goodness", said Peter, "and how long have you been married?"

"22 years", replied John.

"You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that
after all those years."

"Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."




----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

When my son turned 18 and was staying at college, he would come home every week or so and "allow" mom to do his laundry.

When he would walk in the door, the dog would get all excited. My son would share a kiss with the dog before even saying hello.

Ah, the joys of children.

My other half says "Whats wrong sweetheart?" I reply "Nothing's wrong" Wasn't talking to you, I was talking to ........" insert dogs name as we have 4 of them, is the reply.