Military Medical Clinic

During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to
have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned
that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the
service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he
told me that taking the blood wouldn't hurt much. Then, noticing my
Air Force T-shirt, he asked me what my husband did.

When I replied that he was a recruiter, the technician smiled slyly
and said, "This might hurt a little more than I thought."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile
and it shrinks two sizes!