Echo-Cardiogram

I went to the cardiologist today for an echo-cardiogram. The doctor
prepared the machine and began the process of taking the reading of my heart.

"Huh," he said. "That's weird."

I stared at him with an expression of curiosity and growing concern. "What?"

"You said you're a law student, right?" the doctor asked.

"Yes," I replied, confused.

The doctor exclaimed, "Well, there's actually a heart in here! Want
me to take a picture for you so you can prove it to people once
you're an attorney?"

Some heartless attorney will probably come along and sue you for posting that. :oo:

I've a friend that worked in a hospital, that sets up and takes readings for echo-cardiograms. She passed the readings onto the Dr, who replied to her "What do you make of this?" Her reply was "I think we have a BIG problem" his reply "Why do you say that?" "Well if you don't know and I don't know, then we have a problem"