More blondes

1. If Brighton blondes reverted to their original hair colour what would it be?






Grey.





2. What do Brighton blondes wear to a funeral?






Black tennis skirt.
There are others but I can't remember them all.

What's a Brighton Blonde?

... and don't say "a blonde from Brighton" :p

Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.

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Originally Posted by Grunt

Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.

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The equivelent in Sydney would be a Mosman Blonde then. ;)

I remember when I lived in Double Bay in Sydney, there was an old duck who used to do her shopping in Coles wearing a fur coat and dripping in jewellery. She'd drive up in her Rolls and pull into the kerb with the asre sticking out into the street. I used to think "if you're so bloody rich, why do you have to do your own shopping and drive your own car?"

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Originally Posted by Grunt

Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.

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Toorak with water views ;)

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Originally Posted by silentC

What's a Brighton Blonde?

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Generally about 60 going on 21 :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Grunt

Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.

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And full of F*Wits in pristine 4WDs that have never seen grass, far less bush. Mostly driven by blondes with face jobs that end at their ankles...http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif

Unless you lived nearby, you'd hardly credit the number of "vanity addresses" that imply Brighton, but could be as far away as Oakleigh. Utter bovine recycling material

Cheers!

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Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon

And full of F*Wits in pristine 4WDs that have never seen grass, far less bush. Mostly driven by blondes with face jobs that end at their ankles...http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif

Unless you lived nearby, you'd hardly credit the number of "vanity addresses" that imply Brighton, but could be as far away as Oakleigh. Utter bovine recycling material

Cheers!

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Auld Bassoon, don't beat about the bush, say what you really mean :D :D :D

And I agree with you :eek: :eek: :eek:

Mutton dressed as lamb?

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Originally Posted by silentC

I remember when I lived in Double Bay in Sydney, there was an old duck who used to do her shopping in Coles

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Must have pre 80's There was only wollworths after that.






Useless infomation for the day


If you drive like hell, your bound to get there.

OK, it was Woolies. 1989...

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Originally Posted by silentC

OK, it was Woolies. 1989...

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Thanks, it's important to get the big things right. :rolleyes:

Precision is everything ;)

There are some great Scot's saying for some of these people;


Fur coat and no knickers

Two car's in the Drive and nothing in the fridge