Donald Trump !!!

So, there was this American walking through a local mall and he came upon a "Mexican Book Store."

Never having seen one before, he went in.

As he was wandering around, a clerk asked if he could help him find
something.

He asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book about his proposed
immigration policy regarding illegal immigrants?"

The clerk said, "The hell with you, get out and stay out!"

He said, "Yes, that's the one... do you have it in paperback?"

The White House calls in a favour from England,.
Her Majesty tells James Bond, "Remove Donald Trump, and make it look like an accident, 007"