Pick Pocket

A pick pocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes.
"Mr. Brewster," the Judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and
fined the sum of $150."

After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster's lawyer stood up and
said, "Your Honor, my client is a little short at this time.
He has only $125 in his pocket, but if you would allow him a few minutes in
the crowd..."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

At his trial for robbing a bank, the jury issued a not guilty verdict.

The bank robber turns to his lawyer and asks, "Does that mean that I get to keep the money?"