Shoplifter

A very cranky woman was arrested for shoplifting a can of peaches
from a grocery store. Her husband was most embarrassed by her
behaviour and had been losing his patience with her lately.

When she appeared in court the judge asked how many peaches were
in the can. She replied, "Nine". The judge then told her he was sending
her to jail for nine days - one day for each peach.

Her husband, patiently waiting for a moment to speak, raised his hand
and the judge asked, "Yes sir, what do you have to add".

The husband said meekly, "Your Honour, she also knocked off two cans of peas".


Allan