what really happens in heaven
Gumby, Stuart_lees and Sturdee all die and go to heaven. They look through the pearly gates and see that the ground in heaven is covered with ducks. St Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates and explains the rules to them, he says: "its not like people on earth think, we really only have one rule here. the ducks are precious and you can do almost anything but dont step on a duck, or else.
anyway, the three of them have a lot of fun for a few days and manage to avoid the ducks, then sturdee's duck-missing jig broke and he fell straight onto a duck. St Peter appeared out of nowhere and handcuffed Sturdee to teh ugliest female he had ever seen and told him that this was his partner for eternity as his penalty for stepping on a duck.
Well the other two were extremely carefull for a while till stuart had a couple too many reds at craigbs and accidentally stood on a duck on the way home, and he too was handcuffed to an extremely ugly woman and tole that she was his partner for eternity.
So what do you think Gumby did? he became a recluse and never went out! he stayed right away from the ducks for 10 years. one day St Peter appeared out of the blue with this incredibly beautiful woman called tikki who owned her own tablesaw an a workshop with 15 amp power and St Peter handcuffed her to Gumby.
Gumby was extatic, and fell to his knees and thanked St peter, much to the disgust of the beautiful woman who said " its alright for you, I just stepped on a duck!!!!"http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif
