2 Blind Pilots

Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is
using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the
aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men
enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching
for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.
None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the
people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed
straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it
begins to look as though the plane will plough into the
water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all
retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that
the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other
and says,

"Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna
scream too late and we're all gonna die."