My husband's cheque book

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied – "My husband's cheque book!!"

A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband – the Master of the House'?

Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 2nd floor."

Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret?

Old man: I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask

Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one every day!

Husband to wife – "Today is a fine day." Next day he says: "Today is a fine day." Again next day, he says same thing – "today is a fine day." Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband – "since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What's the matter?"

Husband: "Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you."