A Call to the Airline

A woman called Virgin Airways and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description
on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?"

I said, "No, why do you ask?"

She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a
tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?"

After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I
was actually laughing) I came back and explained that her destination
was Fresno, California and FAT was the code for Fresno Air
Terminal.
The airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

The description "Fresno Air Terminal" is a very apt description. Calling it an airport would be a little bit too generous.