The 'Only' Joke Challenge

There seem to be so many punsters out there these days!
I challenge you to add to this 'only' joke BUT YOU MUST NOT BE RUDE AND SEND THE THREAD TO THE RED ROOM!
Anyone guilty (like the Disorderly Conduct joke) will be punished.

Here goes. Can you add to it?

She was only a whisky maker,
But i loved her still.


Carry Pine

She had such a great spirit.

And liked a tipple or two

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Originally Posted by rwbuild

And liked a tipple or two

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In a shot glass.

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Originally Posted by Bob38S

In a shot glass.

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There must be a way to add this to the "Afraid" thread.

After a few she developed a rye sense of humour.

If cattle had a sense of humour, would that make them a laughing stock?

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Originally Posted by Bob38S

If cattle had a sense of humour, would that make them a laughing stock?

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What about sheep?

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Originally Posted by Chesand

What about sheep?

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Texas, where men are men and sheep are nervous.

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Originally Posted by Chesand

What about sheep?

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That Bo Peep girl has been at it again.

As well as that Miss Muffet on her tuffet

In keeping with the "Only Joke" title.

If you are driving down the road and you hit a truck full of lemons, does it mean you are bitter but full of zest?

No, but it's contagious... ;)

She was a farmer's daughter, but she coudn't keep the calves together

But she kneaded the dough