Who will be first to get this right:
I went to the doctor because I broke my arm in 2 places. The doctor said.......
Carry Pine
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Who will be first to get this right:
I went to the doctor because I broke my arm in 2 places. The doctor said.......
Carry Pine
He said don't go to those place again?
Yep. Well done Chris.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Well how about a follow up:
Switzerland is not such a great place to visit but ...............
Carry Pine
A great place to have a bank account...
Nup. Think flag.
Switzerland is not such a great place but their flag is a big plus!
Carry Pine
The Doctor said " You have broken your arm in 2 places ".
Why didn't you come in after the first place?Quote:
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
Went to the DR in Hopetoun needing stitches in a hand that had an altercation with a guillotine.
Asked the doc if I could pay the guitar when he was finished. He said of course you can.
I replied great, never could before.
I think you were stringing that doctor along!Quote:
Originally Posted by popawisky
Carry Pine
seriously used that line in workcover claim years ago for index finger, when arbitrating before judge, also mentioned couldn't cut a steak, tie me shoe laces, but I clinched the deal when asked 'seriously is there anything else? "Yes Sir" I replied, " I cannot pick my nose!" Got the amount I was looking for.Quote:
Originally Posted by popawisky
I've been told that it is the first joke taught in medial school.
I'm going in for a total knee replacement. It's two titanium pieces and a plastic fulcrum between the upper and lower parts of the leg.
The anasteoligist goes through his spiel and asks "Are they any questions?". I ask, "Will I be able to play the piano?" The anasteoligist starts into an explanation of that they're not going near the nerves that control my hands. The nurses, myself and everyone else around starts laughing and as I say, "Isn't that the first joke they teach you in medical school?". At that point, the anasteoligist realizes that he has been had.
Later when talking to my surgeon, I relay the joke. Now this surgeon has ABSOLUTELY NO sense of humor, he is struggling to keep from laughing and gently shaking his head.
So, the score, Patient 1, Doctor 0.