This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay.
A bloke rang up and asked if it was big.
She said, "It's massive."
He said, “How many feet?"
She said, “None ... it's a *&##**#. snake !!”
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This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay.
A bloke rang up and asked if it was big.
She said, "It's massive."
He said, “How many feet?"
She said, “None ... it's a *&##**#. snake !!”
For the metric challenged among us, HYSTERICAL.
:2tsup: :D
Didn't you mean "hissterical"
Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on foreverQuote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
Cheers
Doug
That'll probably come true now thanks to you. Fangs very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by doug3030
It wont be long and the usual crowd will show up and adder few posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by labr@
CHeers
DOug
Well if there are any more python puns at least they should be constrictive.
The blonde did not want to buy the snake in the first place but her friend anaconda
a feather boa constrictor
Quote:
Originally Posted by doug3030
I imagine that would rattle 'er.
She will need a viper to wipe the smile off her face
No, not interested. I wont be losing any skin over this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by doug3030
Carry Pine
What's the difference between a wood worker and a snake???
They both love trees
as Noah said to the Adders, "do it by logs"
Just like Sydney's Red Rattlers