Afraid??

An elderly woman was pulled over by the Police, she was asked for her drivers licence.
As she was rummaging around in her hand bag, the officer noticed a .38 calibre
handgun in there. Asking if she had a permit for the handgun, she replied "Yes,
I also have one for the .45 Automatic in the glovebox and the .357 magnum revolver
in the centre console"
The Officer asked "what are you afraid of", the reply "Absolutely nothing!!!!"

Well tooled!

It was a wonder the copy did not "rifle" through her
glovebox for further weapons.

Allan

I like the calibre of the jokes on here.

Alan...

Did she do the bolt?

Bet she is a barrel of laughs at a party.

Ok one more. I'd better get back to work or I'll get fired...

...

Getting fired would trigger a rise in unemployment.

She was only a gunsmith's daughter - but she sure was loaded

I bet she was good at rifling the cupboards

Taking stock was she?

Now she's the but of jokes.

Yep, will certainly need to get a grip on the situation.

Oh good, still going. I've gotta go or I'll get shot.

Yep, put the hammer down and get going.