Wasted puns

Puns are wasted on kleptomaniacs

- because they always take things literally.

Yes very good

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

Several years ago when I was in the army a fellow Warrant Officer was seeking my help with a soldier who was in a training group he was supervising.

He said "We have had to discipline her so often for theft, she must be a kleptomaniac"

I replied "Can't she just take something for it?" :D

I don't know why he didn't seek my advice again... :2tsup:

Cheers

Doug