Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,
the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain Speaking..
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and... OH...MY GOD!"
Silence followed........Some minutes later, the captain comes back on the
intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee
in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled: "For the luvva
Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!"
