Triplets

A lady had just delivered triplets and she has a visit from her mother -in-law.
Mother -in-law says, ' Triplets! I don't think we have had triplets on our side of the family.'
The lady replies,
'Nor on ours. The doctor says it happens once in a million times.'

'Well, dear, I can't figure out when you get to do the housework!'

cp

Let me guess - if they were girls they were named "Kate",
"Duplicate" and "Triplicate".

If they were boys there was "Pete", then "Repeat" and the
third is yet unnamed.

Allan

My sister died of complications in giving birth to twins, a boy and a girl.

She was single and it was not known who the father was, so it fell to me to raise her kids.

The first thing I had to do was give them names.

I called the girl Denise and the boy Danephew.

Cheers

Doug

I heard it was an Irishman, not you Doug.:D